Gore's Food Obsession

No, this is not a post talking about how everyone's favorite, Al Gore, has been putting on weight. I'm here to talk about the global food crisis and the recent bread riots that have been plaguing developing countries. With food prices gone through the roof, there is one man who has been forced forward to take the blame.
Al Gore has received huge amounts of flak for his pushes to be more "green" and eco-friendly by use of alternative fuels, such as E85 Ethanol, which is made of corn, due to the fact that the use of corn potentially keeps food out of the mouths of starving families, since demand is driven up, and prices are driven up, as well.
Additionally, guys, keep your eyes peeled! Gore has been dropping subtle hints that there might be a sequel to the large hit "An Inconvenient Truth" in the future!

Gore's Meat Catastrophe

In the News: Look out Gore! You are in danger of being attacked for your horrible habits of consuming steak and sausage! Shame on you for single handedly keeping the need for livestock alive and being the only one who is causing the horendous environmental problems through your consumption of meat. Shame on you. But it seems like Carnegie Mellon still likes you. They did invite you to give the commencement speech at graduation on May 18th. And don't be too hard on yourself for not affecting the people of America enough with your movie that they pushed for a greener earth. You tried right? But look on the bright side, you'll try again to evoke some response from America when you speak at Ohio State University on May 4th. So buck up Gore, all is not lost, and don't worry about eating too much meat.

Hands of Friendship

In the News: In a dramatic and completely unprecidented turn of events, presidential hopeful Barack Obama offered the former Vice President and current global-warming hero Al Gore a spot on the Obama cabinet. Seemingly moments later, presidential hopeful Hilary Clinton seconded this promise of an open-armed reception of the ex-VP, a move that brought tears to the eyes of many Americans. "They both call. And I appreciate that fact," a humbled Gore said during his interview on 60 Minutes; imagine, people in the spotlight as much as Obama and Clinton reaching out a hand of friendship like that to a man like Al Gore. Isn't that what makes America great?