Gore's Meat Catastrophe

In the News: Look out Gore! You are in danger of being attacked for your horrible habits of consuming steak and sausage! Shame on you for single handedly keeping the need for livestock alive and being the only one who is causing the horendous environmental problems through your consumption of meat. Shame on you. But it seems like Carnegie Mellon still likes you. They did invite you to give the commencement speech at graduation on May 18th. And don't be too hard on yourself for not affecting the people of America enough with your movie that they pushed for a greener earth. You tried right? But look on the bright side, you'll try again to evoke some response from America when you speak at Ohio State University on May 4th. So buck up Gore, all is not lost, and don't worry about eating too much meat.